It’s come to my attention that jumping out of windows with a cape, as Zip does on Page 1, can cause injury (Thanks, Lee).
My lawyer has suggested I absolve myself of all responsibility toward our younger and more impressionable readers and state that it is not advisable to emulate the activities depicted in Zip and Li’l Bit Funnies. As the author, I do not advocate, or condone leaping from windows, staying up late, chocolate milk, or any other silly behavior engaged in by these comic characters.
Whew! Glad that’s out of the way. It almost sounded like something a real lawyer would say, didn’t it?